Monday, December 14, 2009

Christmas Quotes & a Spike Fix

Ah, we are in the midst of the Christmas season, and I thought "What could I share with my paranormal buds?". First I have some snarky and odd quotations, then I have a Buffy & Spike montage to the song Our Love Will Dry Out on Christmas by the group The Electric Diorama. Enjoy:)

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. ~Dave Barry

Tom Servo: A pentagram, and reindeer laughing. YOU figure it out.
~Mystery Science Theater 3000" Santa Claus (1993)

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

~Robot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force- Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future (2002)