Vampire
You're a VAMPIRE! Jaded and kind of tired of the stupidity of both your goody-two-shoes Serim brothers and the human race in general, you'd smoke, drink, and squander your Afterlife with hedonistic pleasures. That is, until the Queen gives you something to do.
Head on over to Ilona's place and take it yourself:
http://www.ilona-andrews.com/2010/01/22/pop-quiz/.